So .... Again here we go...........

28 weeks later... a sequel to 28 days later... Which was an amazing movie... this is to
come out May 2007. Seriously, how pumped are you!.. im pumped

Sanjaya... is STRAIGHT!! oh wait, what... NO HE ISNT WTF seriously, who does he
think he is foolin', well other than himself. No one! eh i guess he i just still too young.
hahah and his mom is a crack dealer! Love it!

Anyone hear, my favorite actors conversation with his daughter... I think you all have.
This of course furthers my hate for him, if that is all possible.... wel... no... I still hate him
more than I hate......... Nope he is definetly the bottom of the barrell, from now on its I
hate_______ almost as much as I hate alec baldwin... fucking guy.

AND YES I WAS RIGHT BITCHES!!!!!!!! Rosie is leaving the view.. see fuckers, you
should listen to me... Im always right! For who argued... EAT SHIT ;)


HAHHAHAHAH fucking watch this tooo funny...  you have to listen to the last line...
I belive he says "dont poo in my hair boy" Fucking awesome.!
click here

also another funny one to watch...
Click here, you will want to watch the Perez Hilton Show

Anyways i have  a headache... Do to no sleep... Due to the Kaiser Chiefs show
WHICH fucking rocked...!!!!!!! AGAIN.. all of you go buy BOTH their Cds NOW
I mean it ! fantastic british rock group... AND he was sitting right across the booth
from us at Jonny Fox's on Granville before the show... yayayayaya you guys were
right it was him... but i didnt see you getting up to buy him a drink either ;).

anyways peace out

OK so this is going on and on adn on adn on and on and on and on and on and on... and I dunno what day it is, well its wednesday cuz lost is on!
Totally Click this

or this one

seriously click it --- you need volume, its way too too too too funny.

OK for those of you who watched american idol last night after LOST HOLY SHIT
LOST! um Fergie... I was wanting some glamorous.  Big Girls Dont cry FUCK THAT
bitch you are fucking the hotest guy on tv and are loaded! shut the fuck up about
being "cryie" fergie

whoa!! rage today like serious rage!

SO how are the canucks doing now! booo ya bitches and seriously who is taylor
pyatts' biggest fan UM ME! booo ya boooo booo ya!
IM not going to talk about it more, until they win the cup... its a luck thing... BUT
for those of you who are totally oblivous and completely rediculously mis-informed
we are winning the series 3-1 best of 7 ... so first to four (4)

so the only other thing that the is taking more time outta my days... other than:
- being sick with the flu
- drinking
- buying shit for my brother's new apartment with my parents money (fucker)

is still two shows on much music.... The surreal life, and the next white rapper
yes the next white rapper, seriously the funniest show EVER... stupid whities

um i hope that covers your need -- -i think that the movie WILL definetly...  & cuz
i have totally been sick I really dont care about people who are doing better then me
so you should all be greatful that I give a fuck enough about u....

TIME FOR BOOOOZE THIS WEEKED.... being unemploed = being Alcoholic!

PS check out and sign up for facebook its fucking dope....

OH OK and here you go a little loving

100 Facts about me.

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1. How old will you be in five years? 28

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?fuck i just woke up, but probably my brother... ikea shoping (havent seen jeffy in like 2 weeks)

3. How tall are you? 5'8 or 5'7.5... depends on who you are talking to

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? getting a fucking job, fishing, slo-pitch, and GIN!!! (and beef jerkey)

5. What's the last movie you saw? Some shitty one on movie central... VERY DISSAPOINTED WITH SHAW CABLE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! um but as far as decent movie.....children of men

6. Who was the last person you called? My dad to ask him if his shaw cable is crap too or if its just me getting fucked by them... for the record... ME!

7. Who was the last person to call you? My brother to set up ikea shopping today....

8. What was the last text message you received? Erin! saying woot when Linden Scored!

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? good god... is there such a thing... think my mom... she's the only one who still thinks i actually care about voice messages... WE ALL KNOW I SCREEN my calls (unless I'm in the shower...)

10. Do you prefer to call or text? if its something stupid that doesnt need to be talked about then text... if it needs more than 5 texts just call me seriously.. however texts are free for me :D

11. What were you doing at 12am last night? passed out cuz i have been throwing up for two days straight... boooo!

12. Are your parents married/divorced? married in a white picket fence marriage... HOW am i supposed to live up to that SERIOUSLY!

13. When did you last see your mom? she came over on monday to help me since i was probably considered dead in some third world countries.. THANKS MOMMY

14. What color are your eyes? brown

15. What time did you wake up today? 6am WTF ya seriously... apparently when you sleep for three days you arent tiered anymore... and what the hell am i going to do this early in the morning... go to the gym HA!

16. What are you wearing right now? a sweater and my boxers (im totally sexy... watch out)

17. What is your favorite Christmas song? depends on how close it is to christmas, what time of the day it is, if there is snow, if im drunk, if im with people... for those of you who actually know me, know that my christmas cd collection is rather large for a normal person...

18. Where is your favorite place to be? is there booze involved..? I have lots of favorite places to be right now .... since i cant drink or smoke (its 7:30am I COULD drink... but then too many people would "try to help me")

19. Where is your least favorite place to be? dunno i dont go to places i dont like....

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Ireland... then back to London

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? gooooooddd god how many times have i bullshited this question in interviews!!!!! SERIOUSLY! boooo i dunno hopefully somewhere that is big ... married to a rich guy, no kids, a ferarri, d&g, no responsibilities and making music.. there are you happy... oh sorry... where do I think i will be in ten years, not where do i want to be... ah... um same place making less money(cuz that seems to be the trend)

22. Do you tan or burn? tanarific.. well first layer is burnt once that is taken care of i tan

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? the tree outside of my window (thank you poltergeist)

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? something that Chloe said on 24... now if i could only remember it

25. How many TVs do you have in your house? just one now... which i totally stole from my family!! haha! doubt it went noticed... actually it was given to me cuz daddy wanted a bigger toy

26. How big is your bed? queen

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? well technically a laptop... BUT it has now become a desktop since i broke the screen.. the screen comes in handy though when trying to watch tv... as i reflect the tv images through the shiny laptop screen and into my eyes

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? hmmm depends, with someone nothing.. but lately that has been few and far between so clothed... sometimes if im to drunk to recloth i wont or sometime i just dont feel like clothes....

29. What color are your sheets? RED BABY, now if only someone else could see that

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? well there are 4 on my bed which i utilize at some point in the night

31. What is your favorite season? hmmm spring and fall

32. What do you like about fall? the smells

33. What do you like about winter? christmas... and the MANY excuses to drink

34. What do you like about the summer? camping and getting the f-outta here

35. What do you like about spring? smells and ball season starts up

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? 2

37. What cities/towns have you lived in? edmontons, coquitlam (both parts) and now new west so 3

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? um... shoes if im outside, socks if im wearing shoes, and barefeet if im at home

39. Are you a social person? most of the time.. sometimes i hate people though

40. What was the last thing you ate? sunflower seeds... not the smartest thing to eat since yesterday was the first day i could eat solids...

41. What is your favorite restaurant? where is the best booze specials? really, master chef parks (me) pulls out some seriously fabulous dishes. I only eat out at restuarants for the social aspect.

42. What is your favorite ice cream? hmmm twix or chocolate chip mint or green tea ice cream... depends on what i ate before and how depresed i am ;)

43. What is your favorite dessert? probably ice cream, everything else bores me... well minus chocolate BUT you dont need to eat food before eating chocolate ;)

44. What is your favorite kind of soup? hmmm split pea.... or chicken noodle

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? um... im not 12

46. Do you like Chinese food? occasionally i would rather go japanese

47. Do you like coffee? yes.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? im supposesed to get 8... and that is about right

49. What do you drink in the morning? um..... nothign really usually water... all I have is water and booze.. oh and some crystal light...

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? for the most part ya... if there main side gets to hot or im just not feeling it ill take over the other side

52. Do you know how to play poker? im a super star... but i make money on blackjack

53. Do you like to cuddle? snuggle snuggle

54. Have you ever been to Canada? thats a stupid fucking question erin... jesus

55. Do you have an addictive personality? hahahah um... ya think irish blood for making me a self destructive addictive person... now if i could only get addicted to working out ..... hmmm

56. Do you eat out or at home more often? home, well as i said master chef parks is, well a master chef... but i do tend to frequent pubs and resturants to "keep my social status up"

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?yep like 4,000,000 Aug 27 baby!

59. Do you want kids? i think they would die, or run away... so no i dont need that burden on my back

60. Do you speak any other languages? um when i get drunk i speak spanish... kinda...

61. Have you ever gotten stitches? hmmm dont think so... OH no i have ! in my mouth yum yum

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? NO :( i totally want to though quick someone hit me!

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? hmmm to swim in pool... oceans are fucking dirty... good god thats gross.. to fish in ya oceans, even though i tend to catch about the same amount

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Window window window.. need to feed the A.D.D. moments! unless i feel creepy then i take the aisle and entertain myself by staring randomly at strangers hehehe.

65. Do you know how to drive stick? i pretend.. i could if i have to.. but my parents sold all their stick cars... and refused to teach me (jeff got to learn though) I would like to so i could save some money on my next car purchase... but i wouldnt want to learn on my new car

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? random shit on ebay.. or booze

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? ummm no... well ok ya my belly piercing

68. What is your favorite TV show? 24! obiviously

69. Can you roll your tongue? think so... it kinda hurts from the spitz i ate last night

70. Who is the funniest person you know? me, i dunno different people get different times... or something like that.. hmmmm and it depends on the mood im in!

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? my pillows... now that im all grown up.. its pillows... ask erin about the spooning of the hotel pillow last year in seattle.. hehehe

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? seme weird ass one that nokia supplied... its not bad... i miss my ctu ringtone though :'(

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? um... no my mom is a clean freak and throws everything out....

74. What red object is closest to you right now? ummm my bed thats all that is in my room... my bed

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? HAHAHA NO take that tree huggers

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? ewwww closed. and main door closed too

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? bear... bees make funny sounds

78. Do you flirt a lot? if im drunk...

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? bbq OR mcchicken sauce

80. What is your favorite food? hmmmm... depends... i am a bbq WHORE i love bbqs...alana tell you mom im buying a bbq in may... I CANT WAIT

81. Can you change the oil on a car? if i really wanted to ya... but... boooo

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? hahhaa ya like 4... i keep my radar detector close (cuz when its off or broken i get busted)

83. Have you ever run out of gas? YES! when i was moving a couple years ago, had a trunk full of tvs, computers, consoles... about 2000$ worth of shit.. Nice candace, nice

84. What is your usual bedtime? hmmm depends... between 12-2

85. What was the last book you read? entertainment weekly... does that count..it has words..

86. Do you read the newspaper? if im on the skytrain and bored.. im too cheap to order it. I had NO IDEA how expedsive the subscription is seriously... fuck that!

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? entertainment weekly, and people... had cosmo... but... its the same stuff published when i was 16... I dont care about how to please a man anymore... once again im not 16. its their turn

89. Do you watch soap operas? im unemployed and i still dont watch them.. i find the smut on all the 5 million music channels is much more entertaining

90. Do you dance in the car? umm like in my seat... cuz i drive an echo.... if im listen to the right music YES, and do i get caught YES, so i then invite the driver in the other car to participare YES, do they, NO>

91. What radio station did you last listen to? hmm i jump in my car, since most are commercials or crap... so to give you an exact one... not sure

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? ME haha... its my grad photo... i was hot then... the only photos i have are of my family... im not really a picture on the wall person... i like to reminise .... but like alll 23 years at once...

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? ummm if someone had a memory like that they wouldnt need to "scribble"

94. What is your favorite candle scent? vanilla or lavender

95. What is your favorite board game? um.... who's the biggest pervert.. WHICH KAili will be playing with us!!!

97. When was the last time you attended church? the only times i do or like weddings (the ones in churchs are boring) and funerals... so really i would rather be late and have to wait for the afterparty...

98.Who was your favorite teacher in high school? hmmmm... mr. francais my science teacher, or mr. thompson... my socials teacher, who also joined us for the europe trip

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? well like in my whole life...? ummm who knows what my parents put me threw... we usually get too drunk adn cant last more than 3, which is good cuz thats how long long weekends are...

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? my mommy.... she came over when i was sick and had she not done that, lorraine kinda put out an offer...

 

So I thought I would start a blog up today... I'm just randomly pissed off, well I kinda
know why but fuck you im pissed!
LOVE MENTAL BREAKDOWNS

anyways the people who are going to get the brunt of this rage are these poor... well
rich fuckers :D



"We make lists of what we need and want from each other and check them regularly. We list everything from how much sex to what kind of food we want. It's so we can find out what the other needs and that we're going in the right direction. It doesn't sound romantic but it works for us."

seriously... who fucking does that SERIOUSLY....

"Um honey i would like exactly 13 minutes of sex every second day in order to
keep my sperm count up"
"Ok honey I will give you that if you cook me prawns 3 times a week and supplement
that with crabcakes on the other 4 days, oh and I would also like sex but I would
like it for 24 minutes durring the 11 o'clock news and I would like that 6 times a day"

WTF seriously... thats what scientology does!

 
ok ok ok ok ... he is hot here BUT i never said he wasnt hot I just said he needs
to get rid of his fucking BUM hair SERIOUSLY !!! as seen below .... thats what
Jessica gets too look at as he is cuming on her..... unless his hair is wet... which
it would be if I was with him... or cut.... like serious choping on the mane


SOOOO some of you might have heard about Keith Richard's claiming he snorted
his fathers ashes with a little cocaine... Now that obviously was a joke... a joke that
some/most people believed.. NOw the funny part about that whole thing isnt the joke
thats a little disturbing... BUT the funny thing is that PEOPLE BELIEVED IT!!!
mainly because of the source.. Keith Richards... cuz ya admit it you can see it ...
Just take a look in his eyes




Some of might have cared enough about the Canadian influence on the music
industry to tune into the Juno Awards... I did... well for the last half of it. Apparently
when you get absolutely fucking drunk at a hockey game (yes I know again) on
Saturday night then fuck around on a Slo-pitch field for a few hours all day the next
day you are fucking tired.. and grumpy... so i slept and woke up to see a bit of it
NOW from what I saw, ALL I SAW was the fucking NELLY SHOW... actually I think
that is what they should have called it! "The Fucking Nelly Show".. but no no that
wouldnt work CUZ NOONE BUT 12 year old girls and horny lonely men would watch
it!!! anyways whatever... My opinion is that there is much more music talent out in
our dear fine country then someone who the record company tells to show a little
more ass and tit and sing about fucking random people... rather than do what you
believe in... way to go Nelly! you proved that sex sells!!!!!!

Though while i was watching tv durring the day, durring my busy work filled day...
I did notice that Perez was there at the awards whoring himself out LOVE IT!



Ok I agree this is fucking scary!! Kate Moss and children!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH... ok i HATE kids they fucking scare me... but even
I know that this is not good for the kids!!! and even I wouldnt give someone elses
kids away to her EVEN if they were crying.... I would take one for the team and RUN

fucking scary!



HOLY SHIT Victoria Beckham NOT SHOPPING!!!!!!!! holy fucking shit christ.....
fucking shit... im amazed... i think I just pissed myself (thank fuck Im at home).
THOUGH if you look very carefully you willl notice that NEVER is her boots
actually attached to the skis.... NEVER... this must be some where in the script for
her THRILLING TV show that they are currently filming... WHICH I hope you heard!
HER life is SOOOO boring that they actually HAD to bring in an actor to spice (haha
get it spice) up the show, simply because there just wasnt enough footage and they
weren't going to be able to make up time for the show HAHAHAHA
also notice STILL NOT SMILING!!!!!!!!

hehehheeh check this out!!!! no click this stupid

anyways im done --- fuck you and watch lost tonight ! and 24 on monday

So the end of another month...

a booo

does she not have enough money to buy real clothes... Fuck i mean for real! I am
currently a unemployed BUM and I dress better durring the day (and at night)
This is seriously hidious


FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH ASS
- for those of you fortunate enough to watch American Idol after Lost each and
every wednesday (and what ever other days that show is on) you must all feel
the same way... except if you are American and have no sense of direction in your
life FUCKING HATE HIM... why is this shit banger still a possible Idol? OH I know
because now I have the sudden urge to do this fucking mess to my hair... It's about
the same length as his faggy bull shit hair. I dont even know his name (mainly
because I block any referance to him outta my head as soon as possible)



This rocks my world... Brit-Brit's security is now not only carrying guns but pointing
them at people! fucking rocks my world.. THis of course is tha' paparazzi! but
fucking shit ya that rocks. The trailer park is totally rubbing off on her! too bad
its not a shotgun!



HAHHAHA notice the hand on the broad on the left.... LOVE IT ! even though he
is looking to engage the woman of his dreams he still has no problem groaping the
shit out of some brazilian chica.

LOVE IT  - and so does he and she

HAHAHHA this is fantastic! i totally have nothing more to say... oh and the culporate
is sharon stone (one of my favorites -- ah -- boooo)


hahahah -- look at their faces LOVE IT



so there ya goooo! HAPPY fucking shit!


OK OK OK so this weekend I will be attending the CANUCKS GAME!!! sorry the
confirmed playoff team play the NOT confirmed playoff team HAHHAH take that
Flamers!

booo ya --- wish the boys luck and wish me luck that I dont get my ass booted outta
the stadium UNTIL the game is over... I must say that a drink purchased while
unemployeed tastes sooo much better then one that you actually worked for!

peace ya'all

So once again I am taking my time out of my VERY busy day (um.....) to let you know
whats going on in the world... If you have been keeping up with the info on the other websites
then you probably know more than I do. But here, I will try to entertain you for another
10 minutes;)

ok so 24 Rocks my world Especially after this mondays... no actually last mondays.. ya last mondays.

Lost is doing ok in my books too twists and turns BUT even Lost is becoming a little
predictable.

Um what else in TV world.. OH heroes is super duper :O i recomment you catching up

UMMMM.... OH OH OH OH OH AND sunce im still not working and I do nothing all I do
is watch SURREAL LIFE! think its season 3 now.. well that just ended BUT LOVE it
im totally going ot be  a surreal life WHORE.... NOW to build a career and destroy it
JUST to be on that show... I could totally do that.... hmmm

Anyways ........... so the life and times of britney in rehap has come to an end BOOOO
well actually thats exciting for me... cuz at least i will have something to write about

OK OK OK OK seriously NELLY FURTADO DAY in Victoria WHAT THE FUCK....
Yes Victoria has actually devoted a day for their "hero" as qouted on CH news

Jolie adopted another baby... WHO is sooo cute... I hate kids BUT this one is cute

anyways... im fucking burnt... and not too ragey... and sick so just check out shit
on the perezhiton.com.... I will double check my entertainment weekly's and
people magazines

Peace... just letting you all know im alive

    Well well well - apparently I am a source of entertainment for some of you....
scary....

after a long week off I have actually gotten myself sitting at my table ready to get er'
done on another blog. To be honest with you , i havent been doing it , NOT because
I have no time, not because im too lazy, and oddly enough  not beacause I wake up
to late. Its for two reasons... one Im no longer employeed so I dont do my morning
check ups and secondly I have to sit at my "office" at home. now i say sit AT my
office and not IN my office simply because its a nook in the wall with a desk.....
looking away  from the TV. now you might be thinking well fuck candace how do you
watch tv. well kidddies this is my brain... and why i am so smart... I actually set up my
broken laptop screen (which is that LCD refelctive shit that apparently smashes
when punched) just at teh right angle so I can sit and look at both my computer
screen AND my tv through the reflection.... now that is perfection.

OK so now what I have found.


Nelly Nelly nelly. Now im not going to lie this ois an ok album and by ok i mean OK
and nothing more... (good for grinding little boys who think they have money at the
bars) anyways I have to give MAD props to yahoo for not only the title BUT the
supplent  on it ... ok here goes. NOW think dirty like me!

She's a 'Maneater'

Will Nelly Furtado swallow the competition for Album of the Year?

NOW i think that this is the BEST representation of this "promiscous girl" who after
having a baby has decided to WHORE it up more then ever... will SWALLOW UP
THE COMPETITION!!! FUCK ya seriiously fuck ya!

for those of you who give a shit about canada in anyways... Prime Minister Harper
will be making a guest appearance on "Corner Gas"

DId ashton knock up demi??? apparently she is 99% prego... seriously how fucking
old is she? does her junk even work? WTF

NO WAY BRIT-BRIT (spears) has an eating disorder... like we didnt fucking see that coming drugs, bulima, hmmm what other goodies have we found.
   
HOLY FUCKING SHIT _---- we have both James Brown AND Anna-Nicole Smith
finally buried. Jesus its about fucking time. Glad  I have NO money for people to
fight over ;) seriously...

HAHAHAH --- I seriously cried while I was laughing after I saw this... FUCKING a
beauty
Look carefully... Oh and I believe that the article accompanying it is something
about them breaking it off... BUT really who cares! or rather who is surprised...
seriously I would be surprised if a marragie of hers would last more than a month.


Some more sad news.... Richard Jeni comedian shot himself dead the other
night

RIP



OK oK OK oK
So as you know 24 is on tonight -- I might just find some time to update you all on
it...



Oh and yes cant forget the picture of my boyfriend ;)
:D::D::D:D:::D:D::D:D cheeio - and yes I am still alive dont you worry

SO another day another day another day.....  fucking nylons are going to be the death
of me! boooooo! DOWN WITH NYLONS.. .ok  sorry thats my only real rage today.

hmm well the nuckleheads LOST AGAIN LAST NIGHT to a dog shit team boooo for them
now only 2 points seperate us from the rest of them SERIUOSLY talk about stress! LIke
I dont have enough already seriously booourns.  when the hell are play offs how much
longer does this crap have to go on for. Anyways booo.
- hahah guess the nylons werent my only rage of the day! -

hmmm well to be honest with you I am really not all that impressed with the whole celeb
situation right now -- I have even ventured into unknown sites to find something that
actually excites me.... soo far.... so SHIT booo. Like if my life was a little more
exciting I would exagerate some candace stories, but like for serious, I gots nothing. OH
24 season one came in the mail yesterday OH OH and  bigger news, my entertainment
Weekly arrived with Jack on the cover! ya see, I got nothing....

ok so here is really all that I have found so far.

POSH is all about changes... welll no thats a HUGE lie. I might be able to believe it BUT
she seems like well... its seems the ability to change her facial expression is GONE!
GONE completely! she did change the colour of her hair though. to make her alien
eyes a little smaller (no i dunno), actually I think that its to fit in with the Cali crowd
Blondes and nothing else.... I guess.


here are a couple boozing pictures... Fuck i wish i have a nice chilled bottle of gin
RIGHT HERE ----> P.S. that arrow is pointing to my coffee cup, to be honest with
you gin in coffee.... I would take it - oh BTW im off my no drinking bullshit stint.
I was only to last teh two weeks.. I fell one day short! boo ya bitches haha!
So ya... booozzeee - sorry sitting here at work wishin, and wishin.

Speaking of boozing --- good ol' paris hilton busted again... well not for driving drunk,
just for driving her 300,000$ car with a suspended license for previously BEING
drunk... and driving.... big surprise. I mean fuck she has places to be guys!

um anyways daniel (sorry harry potter) seriously needs to NOT ever again leave his
parents house without a cloke on! im serious this is VERY devestating for me and
I am sure many other people! Daniel IS HARRY POTTER. stop leaving the house
with out your wand and for fuck sakes SHAVE!



Ok now I think that Madonna and I would like seriuosly get along in a big way!
We both LOVE gay men (love them, come on boys, just one little kiss, for me sugars)
um... and we both LOVE getting other people drunk..... what happens AFTER we
get everyone drunk stays between the sheets HAHAHA bitches who wants to go
boozin?



AH aint life grand..... gin and vodka and pine... apple... JUICE... and gin and vodka
and rasberry schnaps, and gin and vodka and sour apple puss, and vodka and vodka
and peach schnaps with vodka, and gin and vodka and RUM?

yum..... hmmm....

ok ya im totally doen here and running out of my lunch hour time

Ok so for you none - 24 lovers (you sick, sick people) here is a little caption of what
the f - is going on in the "real" world....

Well for starters... there was a little 24 mishap in iraq (or were ever the hell the VP
is right now - ha dont you love my arrogance - anyways a litlte presidental take
down was averted. hmm seem like a show> not realy hey ;). anyways ya this is for
real, the VP was visting some troops, and boom some nutty suicide bomber tries
to take him out... apparently the aiming is a little hard when you have a bomb
attached to you (and no i wouldnt know and no i wouldnt waste my time). anyways
they say 24 isnt real :-O

OK so now for real real world CELEBS and shit!

first off lets start with the shit - the Canucks ! ha joking, well... lets wait until the
playoffs shall we... - well we got back the greasy rat on D... which is but might not
be a good thing... I though we got rid of all the useless old shit from our team! FUCK!
Anyways ya we picked up him and some centre from the blackhawks i believe. Who
is he, I dunno, ask someone who knows that stuff about hockey.. so ya i think they
play with us tonight dont they? we are playing the blues (hopefully not singing them
though hahahhaha fucking shit im funny)

ok ok ok ...



SO now this is too funny... not only doesnt she smil in pictures, but now we get to
see if she actually doesnt smile EVER>.. apparently this alien bitch wants to start
up a reality TV show... Seriously sweetey did it cost that much to move over seas..
you can leave your house there you know... shipping costs are a little $$$$$$
So this reality TV show will be on their move from England (or where ever the fuck
in the EU they were living) to LA... awww how nice... all i have to say is David
Beckham better be fucking naked A LOT!!!!

Now this is why we all have grown and known to love SIR Elton John... he too thinks
that teh oscars was boring as shit. He even hosted a party, as he always does i
believe.  I do agree, holy fucking shit-christ that was a dull ass oscars...



Now this is for serious, well we will see... James Cameron -- you know producer/
director of titanic and all sorts of other movies - apparently has found like the
Jubus chirst tomb or some shit --- first off how does he know, second off even if
he knows and it is the tomb, we all know that the CHurch will deny and deny... cuz
fuck people will have to turn to 24 on monday instead of fake church on sunday
all hell (which actually we might not actually have as an english word) will break
lose. Now ok i think i may have taken it a little too far... um ok people wont not
believe they will kill everyone off so they can gain control of the tomb.. which of
course means there will be one religous person left with the tomb (since he/she
killed every other one off) so good for them.... um relgion is dead....
ok ok ok so maybe i took that too far... To be honest with you i heard it at like 12:30
last night, saw a quick little thing on yahoo which seperated dreams from reality.
and i havent read a fucking thing about it

here is some actual information click her for the truth


OK so she looked super hot tom looked like his short self... BUT apparently behind
the mask of a shit load of makeup - Katie Holmes is under a spell... in which she
is apparently not allowed to leave the side of Tommy boy... He tested her TWICE
on oscar night to see if she is following orders correctly. And told her to have her
picture taken withOUT him... OH GOD - whoops sorry OH VICTORIA BECKHAM (who as
we all know is the head alien in scientology)

OK as far as the red carpet goes, now i do feel a little sorry for her... BUT i mean
really what did she think was going to happen? Maybe Sally Kirkland does like it who knows



OOOO and really who would haveb thought that Eddie Murphy gets mad when
he loses WELL NO FUCKING SHIT --- seriuosly the man probably jerks off to his
own pictures every night (and no! noone else is in them... just him) Apparently
he got so pissed that he didnt win the oscar, he grabed his "shorty" and no not his
cock, his g/f... well..... and left right then and there. Didnt even stay for his beloved
dreamgirls so preform OR to see Jennifer Hudson (love her) win.. what a cunt
seriously!


OK so here is hot jack!



   
Ok so 24 rant!!! the smut (which if you are reading closer to lunch, you have read
already) is above... careful of spoilers.....!

ok so for serious, i  am totally going to agree with the crazy 24 bloggers. Now I LOVE 24
its my religion... - hey fuck you, you have to devote one day to something stupid and
unbelievable and made up  - but this is getting a little repetative... presidents getting
assasinated (or rather attempts to)... come come now, cant a black man run a country?
Though I do think it will be neet to see the VP -played by a mean little actor, love him
love him more in deadwood though -  I dunnno I would like to have seen a palmer NOT
get threatened to be assasinated. for serious! Sorry its buggin' me boooo! Anyways
this eppie was more political, hence the palmer rage. the small little white fuck face
WHOM I NOW HATE MORE THAN Lennex, if that was at all possible. FOR SERIUOS.
I always get really pissey at the politcial shit, cuz fuck grrr bullshit. Anyways all and all
the little fuck face Reed places the bomb, blows it up possibly killing Palmer (who is
totally NOT dead) and posisbley Assad (who is also not dead, we need to see him
turn on the americas!) soo all that fuss for some moron to build a bomb (nice checking
people walking in to the white house) and to have it NOT kill anyone.
So all and all in the white house shit is going down

Anyways! in Hot Jack Land.... Jack confornts last seasons prime rib of badness....
Ex-President Logan, who Jack finds out is living comfortably on a ranch with
horses and pretty flowers and  rainbows and stuff instead of  a prison.  
Which I dont think jack is too happy about, nope not at all... Since he was stuck in
some shit hole China Prison. Anyways they meet face to face --- a few awquard
moments ;) and then they kiss.... well no .... BUT There is nothing like a hot man
kissing a bush man (or something like that). Anyways blah blah blah Logan tells
Jack all he knows for some reason or another (again I think Jack is off to the dark
side!) more blah blah blah Jack gets Palmer to release Logan from house arrest
for a day or so (well a day i guess since it is 24!) so Logan can take him to some
other Russian guy that knows more or something along those lines... This is of
course BEFORE Reed - the skinny short little fuck face - blows him up.
So all and all  Logan and Jack are all suited up (HOT JACK) and ready to move...
Now we all know that Logan is going to escape OBVIOUSLY!!! - hence the Jesus
talk - and the fact that Jack hasnt fucked anyone up for like an hour..

Ok Back at CTU the only thing going on is between Chole and Morris, which is kinda
blah ok ok ok Chloe cares BUT The Chole and Morris combo is totally not a sexualy
tensioned as Jack and Chole... I think.... I like how she works behind every one, I
like when Jack can't call in and talk to people at CTU (except Chole), I like
renegade Jack... He is too much of a pussy and no me gusta! Anyways Morris is
fucking up, getting annoyed at Chole, and Chole is her usual self. Which many people
Disagree with me on this BUT she has always been like this stupid people! ITS
JUST JACK THAT SHE CARED ABOUT BEFORE!!!!!
Anyways, all and all at CTU not much.. next week there will be though, cuz i think
Jack goes Renegade, Morris fucks up BIG TIME (hmm Logan...), The pres is in
a coma, and Assad wakes up and thinks that America tried to kill him then goes
renegad and orders more strikes.....

    OKie DOkie kiddies.  Many of you might have joined me in the long 4 hour hall that
we call the OSCARS. now to be very and extremely honest BOOOOO! All i really
care about is the first 30 mins. and the last 30 mins. 
The other 3.5 hours or whatever I really don' t care all that much about.
Here is the youtube link to the monolouge for the begining when it began
SOMEONE DIDNT HAVE HD! thats all i could find now, so DEAL WITH IT.
(I cant comment on it because I was having my "beauty nap" and well... it was a long
nap)

So if you are a total Oscar's fan check out the site www.oscar.com/ 

OK so here is a re-cap on the actual awards that I really do care about.....

best supporting actor/actress: Alan Arkin/Jennifer Hudson (ya sugar)
leading actor/actress: Forest Witaker (ya sugar)/ Helen Mirren
top director: Martin Scorsese (finally)
best movie: The Departed

Oh and I would like to make an honorable mention to Jesus Camp. I think the only two
people who are laughing are Leeann and Mike. They were nominated for best documentry!

Now I also saw "The CORE" FINALLY on Saturday night! After lossing my second
mortgage I needed something that wascompletely mindless and stupid.
AND I FOUND IT! For serious that was the biggestdog shit show that I have ever
seen! EVER. BUT it did do the job!

Ok anyways that all the news for now, its all Oscars talk not too much Britney talk,
ummm I might find something a little later on in the afternoon. Plus its date night
with Jack Bauer tonight mmm
The only thing that gets me through Monday and the rest of the week.... mmmm.

OH ya and a Canucks update for you kiddies out there
  
even with our loss yesterday we are still 4 points on top of Calgary (thanks to their
losing streak). still managing our way into the play offs.

ALSO i need to send out a get well soon for Taylor Pyatt. WE MISS YOUR ICE
BLUE EYES MUFFIN COME BACK!

OK OK OK

LOST tonight but I think I have to miss it :'(

NOOOOOOOO

Canucks Canucks took home a huge win, especially Savourin our back up goalie Danny Savouin our back up goalie) with his FIRST EVER NHL win EVER!
Mad props on ya too (and it wasnt even the Kings )

1 NASHVILLE*  83 

2 ANAHEIM* 80

3 VANCOUVER*  74

That is the top standings in the western division... those stars by the team they
stand for "automatically seeded through to the play offs HAHAHA take that flamers

OK OK OK soooo Britney, wow what an f-ing mess seriously, its looking a little scary
for serious. As of yesterday, she was in rehab. I havent checked today so who knows
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa nope the bitch is on the loose... she hasnt been spotted
on the streets, but she is definetly out.  Hopefully her and her flowing mane (NOT)
is walking to another private facility.

OK if I gave you all the links that are on perezhilton the fucking blog would
be a fucking britfest. so Click Through to his site.

OMG ok ok ok --> IS A LINK click it! super funny! well kinda, it seems to be like
every bullshit story .... The question I have is.... why didnt the other cast member
get busted.... hmmm holes in this story!

hmm ya check out perez... its mostly britney news that I see on there.

OH so now for my 24 rant.... remember spoilers

WE NEED MORE SEX!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS AUDREY!

 

So now I am not going to babblel on about the eppies that I missed... cuz they were only OK ... ya the 2 hour event was only OK... BOOOO. So anyways about the last eppy here I go.

Now apparently Pussyness runs in Jack's family. The dad didnt kill Jack (but we
knew that DUH! its too early for Phillip to die). BUT I was almost convienced that
Marilyn was going to come in and pop him in the head, twice, one for each eye 
-which would have been DOPE -
oh ya and Milo took a bullet for Marilyn (hmm i see a hot threesome coming up)
Milo-Marilyn-Jack 1,2,3. Morris started drinking again... well apparently he
Didnt swallow HA, he is a spitter, you might as well swallow if its already in your
mouth ;) haha boo yaa sugars. OH and guess what Lennex.. is a bigger man
then i thought - mad props, but now he is all tied up and taped up (so hot - well
if it was jack that was tied up and not lennex). So ya i guess he has stalled the
inevitable. which is of course the killing of another palmer black president
OH and by the way what the fuck happened to his sister. We havent heard from
that rightous bitch in a little while.... Hmmm I see her DIEING, well thats what I want.
So hear is Jack's pussy thing that he said to his father -- right before he was
going to shoot him in the fucking head.. personally I wouldnt say sorry, I would
remind my dad of all the shitty things that he did.... which isnt much, but i think it
might be under different circumstances... so here it is

"I want you to know... I never wanted you to feel like I had turned my back on you -
that I had turned my back on the family. I just had to go my own way... Do
things for myself... I was never good enough for you... I'm sorry. Anyway... I'm ready."

I would do what phillip did too, get the fuck outta there! Seriously who wants to
listen to that sappy shit! NO ONE..... BUT I still Love Jacky-Poo

And we finish off the eppie with Jack calling Logan.... Yes kids the shitfucker
ex-president LOGAN! He is a bum now all scruffy, BUT is her ready to turn to
the side of the Good Guys or is he still on the Dark Side.... Remember he was
Graems bum-buddy last season....  HEY that might work... Jack lost his bum buddy
and so has Logan... Im still sticking to Jack turning bad, he is really siding with
Daddy!!! and he is broken, wanting love... Marilyn isnt giving it to him .... Where's
Audrey I WANT MORE SEXUAL TENSION!!!!!!!!!

Anyways i think that is all ----